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12:41 AM -- 2004-02-21
Well I guess you can Dere-lick my balls.

I feel like I've been taking crazy pills or something. There's a heavy topic on my mind thats about to cause a certain ninja to fly right off the handle.

Am I the only person on earth who thinks Zoolander is a terribly un-funny piece of shit movie?? I mean c'mon... Owen Wilson was the only redeemably funny character and that shouldn't happen in any movie where Will Ferrel is anywhere nearby.

Perhaps I'm overanalyzing, but Jesus... I'm stunned by how many people regarded this movie to be the "funniest of alltime" before I saw it.

Right after where I started to see where the plot was going, I said to myself, "You know, I bet there will be a boner joke in the next 5 minutes." C'mon filmmakers... didn't you get the memo?? Austin Powers used up the alotted boner jokes for the next 25 years. I should issue citations for such infractions.

Zoolander... it just did nothing for me.

Wow... I feel much better.

I'll tackle Austin Powers whenever I can schedule a 3 hr block of my day to devote to the issue. ughhhh...

The Ninja is signing off..

Sa Da Tay!!