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8:19 PM -- 2004-02-14
Sad banana shit.

I want to share with you a story about what happened to me last weekend.

When I bought the wrong bananas... here it goes... its very despairing, I warn you.

I bought the wrong bananas when I went off to the shop.

I thought they were bananas, but the man told me they're not.

I was so shocked when he said it, that I just said, "thats okay."

He looked at me like the other food, and I paid and went away.

I bought the wrong bananas, I bought the wrong bananas, I bought I bought I bought the wrong bananas.

So I've got these un-bananas, and its time to take my tea.

I have got no other food, just un-bananas scaring me.

Should I fry them up, or bake them?

Make an un-banana stew?

I've got nothing else to eat, and I don't know what to do.

I bought the wrong bananas, I bought the wrong bananas, I bought I bought I bought the wrong bananas.

Now I fear that I may starve, and on my gravestone it will say,

"He bought the wrong bananas, so he sadly passed away."

I bought the wrong bananas, I bought the wrong bananas, I bought I bought I bought the wrong bananas.

.............................

Actually, I'm full of shit, and this is not my song at all, but the one on the link to your left called "Bananas".

Its from the rathergood.com website, and those guys rock my pants off... I had to put it here, because I love it so.

The Ninja, is signing off..

Sa Da Tay!