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THE CAPTAIN'S LOG
12:24 AM -- 2005-04-16
im gonna grab a sammich, and i'll get back to this. jeebus its really fucking cold all of a sudden.. its either those motherfucking poltergeists again, or i forgot my pants outside... again. The odds are fitty-fitty, jigga. ''' Today was a shitter of a day... total waste of time and smoke. Bah. I woke up and called the tattoo parlor, because I need to get some work done. All I need is to get a few things fixed, so I called to get a hold of the chick who worked on the piece. Anyways, I called a few times, and she hadn't made it in. So at 3 oclock, I said 'fuck it' and went on down there to start some shit... or just get my ink on... fuck, but it didn't get done. I showed up and this kid was all like, "ughh... she had to go pick up her daughter... I have no idea what time she'll be back." One of these days I'm gonna go back there and kick some ass... but that day is not today. In reality, I'll probably be back next week with a handfull of cash and ambition to bleed. motherfuckers. And then on top of the tattoo confusion, my pipe broke... again. I had that shit taped-up pretty well for the past few months, but today, the goddamn thing just chipped right out to the first aid tape. I was horrified to see all the little shards of glass up in that motherfucker. One spike was stuck in the resin, and looked like I could've sucked it right up at any time. Now I have a clue why I sound like Bea Arthur these days. Mystery solved, glass chip laryngitis.
I heard the new Maroon 5 jam a few minutes ago, looks like Jamiroquai got himself a less-gay back up band. Word up, Jamiroquai. Project Greenlight is a pretty fun show. They've got this crazy fucker trying to make a horror movie. Ol' Ben Affleck was on the show a bit, he and Matty Damon. They showed a session of them brainstorming what director they want; a sesh' that consisted of alot of ganj. I knew right then that I want to smoke out Matty fuckin Damon. What a funny ass stoner. Bah... this motherfucking day is making me lose mad thought traction. Signing off.. sa da tay. Miss a Direction?: NYC kicks some serious ass. - 2007-02-26 bits n pieces 1 - 2007-02-10 Bowling for Bullshit. - 2007-01-22 Just a page break - 2007-01-14 Three weeks of fun, but only two can be gauged in such a short time window - 2006-11-07 |