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5:14 AM -- 2004-01-10
The Ninja vs. Disney

Jesus Christ, I can't wait to get back to Austin. Home isn't what its cracked up to be. What I really need is a permanent place of living.. like with an address and such. I was thinking, I haven't had a room of my own in almost 8 months... let alone my own apartment. Its time I finally take action on the situation.

This cigarette tastes like a fishstick. Oddly enough, I keep smoking it.

Tonite, I'm feeling heroic, and I hope all of you are too... tonite I aim to save the entity thats aided my childhood significantly.. for it's in great peril and we must be educated at the very least on this crap thats going on.

Save Disney.

Michael Eisner is a piece of shit. If you don't know who Mikey is, he's the CEO of Disney... and has been running it into the shithole for the past few years. The evil motherfucker kicked the last surviving Disney family member in power, Roy Disney, off the board back in November. He's a greedy little bitch, this Michael Eisner, and I loathe the man.

Munch on this fact... Eisner got compensation kickbacks when Disney was having a low stock time... $737 million bucks in kickbacks since the late 90's. And this was when Disney was doing poorly. Thats like making 737 people millionaires. Son of a bitch.

And remember when those disgruntled animators were putting porn in snippets of the movies like Aladdin, Little Mermaid, and Lion King? Yea, all of those movies were made after Mikey took charge in '84. Kinda like pissing in the coffeepot your dirtball boss drinks out of eh?

Not only that, he's the brainiac thats responsible for those blasphemous EZ-D's they're proposing. You know, those disposable dvd's that become useless and unreadable after 48hrs so you don't have to bother taking a rental movie back. Yea, those things are stupid as balls, and I can just see the landfills of exported US garbage filling up in China... mounds of dvd's all up in little chinese kid faces... fuck that shit.

Speaking of kids... Disney's a kid-friendly icon, right? Too bad they pay their child workers in sweatshops making mickey mouse merch as low as 6 fucking cents an hour. And that fat fuck Eisner can swan dive into his vault of gold like a bonified Scrooge McDuck.

I dunno... I think this is a shitty situation and is a prime example of capitalism at its worst.

So anyways, thats my piece. I'm not asking for a boycott, because Disney-owned merch is so spread out that one can't fart without buying something Disney.

I do think everyone should check this site out.

www.savedisney.com

"I've always been bored with just making money. I've wanted to do things, wanted to build things, to get something going." - - Walt Disney

The Ninja, is signing off...

Sa Da Tay!