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5:19 PM -- 2004-03-03
Now I know what it feels like to be on the Worst Dressed List.... I've been reviewed.

It happened, folks... and to be quite honest, I never thought it would. It seems the monkeys upstairs on the hellbound site have slammed The Log... and its become dangerously apparent that I need to get my work off a fucking blog site. Soon.

So I was reviewed, and for the most part, things appeared scathing.

"Either you were ranting from your soapbox, discussing movies and celebrities, or just talking about really random stuff – without any insight at all."

My luck I draw a fucking square to read the archives. Madame, this is absolutely not the material for you. She enjoyed the entries I consider boring and mediocre, for instance, those concerning my lament for Joe. What a twisted world we live in.

The best of me was berrated...

"You rely on several themes in your diary – politics, movies, and getting drunk/high. To be honest with you, I couldn’t care less about the latter two, and those entries really lost me."

And the worst of me was oddly celebrated...

"There were isolated entries where I thought you demonstrated some true depth and emotion, particularly when discussing your boyfriend’s departure and how much you miss him."

Even politically, I'm fucked...

"However, your passion for justice and equality is admirable"... "and all of your talk about capitalism and the common man becomes shallow and hypocritical."

The layout of the site is boring, (and to be honest with you, I could give two fucks about... html-talk is something I don't want to make a hobby of.) and my title means nothing as to the content of my rantings.

This is a good day... I've been called a shallow, hypocritical sucka-jones... lacking insight with an ugly boring log to feed.

Gimme a fucking break.... you let a social worker review the log??

I'll have you know I have a strong list of followers, and both of them are loyal.

The Ninja, is signing off..

Sa Da Tay!