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4:13 PM -- 2004-03-19
So I went shopping today...

I'm in a terrible mood today. After my boasting yesterday about how allergies are bogus, and that its only in the mind... my nose clogged up like a toilet in a truckstop last night.

You can strike that comment from the record books.

So today Gramma dragged me to the mall, against my will of course, tricked me by pretending to just want to have lunch. Next thing I knew I was part of an entourage rifling through prom dresses. And my cousin's prom isn't until may for chrissake.

Its not the shopping I don't like.... its just that I'm not much for people. I tend to get into terrible tantrums when faced with groups of bargain hunters at Dillards. As you can imagine.. it was an unholy melee I'm stunned I made it out of with minor injuries.

Having to take care of the baby, I ended up going to that store where you build your own teddy bear. Kids running around stuffing and sewing up toys was pretty unsettling. Like some bizarre mix of santa's workshop and a sweatshop on pixie-stix and speed. Very very dangerous. I knew something would happen soon if we didn't get out... and I was without doubt that I would be the live wire found stabbing teddies with a hairpick... but nevertheless... we made it out in one peace. And with a rock n roll bear to show for it.

I'm not sure if I hear correctly, I must've been mistaken, but I thought I heard someone ask about making a bear that looked like Toby Keith. Very strange.

In unrelated news... The ressurection of Jesus Christ is represented by a pastel-colored rabbit.

That is all.

The Ninja, is signing off...

Sa Da tay.