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12:22 AM -- 2005-07-28
Look officer, just write me the ticket, gimme back my fucking grass, and lemme get on down the road... bloody hell

To my chagrin, I'm becoming somewhat of an expert on fenderbenders. Chalk yet another accident up to experience. I'm a public transit girl in a commuter's world. Or I could look at in a spiritual sort of way, and view myself as a 'driving karma' distributer. Anyone who gets tangled up in my axle's get a slice of that driving karma. Think about that whenever you cut someone off in rush hour. Hoe.

Now a handy piece of information is this: DO hit the pipe a few times before any non-emergency doctor's apt. My Optometrist thought it was really cool that he didn't have to dialate my eyes for my exam. Funny bastard.

So I had this dream the other night... where I was taking nature pictures in my front yard, and I watched the biggest tiger I ever saw eating a kitten. Not in a gorey or gratuidous way, but in a clear devour sort of way. If you're savvy on dream interpretation, you know what the fuck this all means.... I'm winning a fucking grammy next year.

Ya Heard??

Oh and this last piece of information I picked up the past week. Everything that swill merchant Maury Povich has told you about MDMA is bunk bogus lies.

Three cheers for a tool of 'the man'!!

Well its off on another fact-finding mission for The Ninja.

Signing off

Sa Da Tay!