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12:01 AM -- 2006-03-30
Who gets crunk on a wednesday night?? NINJA!!

I gotta tell ya, I'm just too sick of these racist xenophobes jaw-jackin about immigration. A couple hundred years ago, people were bitching about chinese railroad workers. Now its the mexicans we choose as our diversion from the shithole in the middle east.

Weaksauce, GOP.... exploiting our beloved mexicans. For shame...

By the way, the middle east is still a shithole.

Prince painted his house like a big purple and white christmas present. And with good goddamn reason, his landlord is pissed. Whats the resale value of purple shag carpet? Fuck you, strange one. Believe those tigers require a pet deposit. We've got rules here, asshole.

Ann Coulter is still a freaky bitch.

Its been a long time since a good hard drug trip, and my engine is in need of an oil change. I have a tune scheduled for Wicked Wrestlemania Weekend. Believe I'll be a zombie monday morning, so don't bother calling for the 'mania stats.

Jamie Foxxx's new album's a stinker. Unpredictable is so fucking predictable that it makes that shit-factory Mariah Carey seem fresh. Tough but fair, believe me. I'm totally dissapointed with all bump and grind tracks on the album. There's only so many ways you can say "lets hump", and the word bank was exhausted after Al Green.

He was the bomb on the backup vocals for Kanye's "Goldigger".

And its no secret my favorite Jamie Foxx project is Wanda from In Living Color. Go girl.

I must also say that sobriety is extremely overrated. Schmucky. I tried joining the ranks a few weeks ago... but to no avail, as I caught myself up in withdrawl symptoms: irritability, violence (particularly against the elderly), petty blackmail and unbridled agression on pro baseball players. Believe their fancy muscles don't intimidate me. Two failed marriages later I came back to the greenest pasture... the most euphoric pasture of the underworld. Two weeks of sobriety made me a far more social deviant creature than the sedate one you see before you.

Believe this.

Well now that the truth is spattered across this page, I've done my job.

The Ninja, signing off..

Sa Da Tay!