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9:50 AM -- 2004-01-21
The 2 Degrees of Ninja and Ashton Kutcher

Goddammit I feel good today.... rapidly aproaching fabulous, but still no sign of slowing... and the rowers keep on rowing...

Willy Wonka snippet there at the end, in case ya didn't know... *snorting dorky smarmy laughter*

I was watching the Today show this morning, and Ashton Kutcher was a guest, plugging his new "real serious-like" movie. And before I knew it, I was about to cry. (Vah-clempt, or however ya spell it. Sorry.. not well versed in Yiddish.) Anyways, thats what I wanted to talk about this morning.. something I've forgotten to disclose in this forum. The two degrees of separation between Ashton Kutcher and I.

And it all has to do with a blanket.

Okay, Kutcher is from Iowa... the vicinity of Iowa City, Iowa. See, back in highschool, he was banging a friend of Joe's... and allegedly once it was on a blanket, the Joe owned. So legend goes that Joe did it on the same blanket once too. And then Joe and I, well he's a pal of mine. And there it is...so goes the 2 degrees of Ashton Kutcher... Well, normally it would be 3 degrees, but since there was a direct connection of links with the blanket... Joe considers it "possible indirect exchange of non-discolable fluids" I get to hit up 2 degrees... loophole, brotha madness.

So what does that have to do with anything? Absolutely fucking nothing. I just got sad during Katie Courik and Matt Lauer... Kutcher just reminds me of Joe... that "reminds me of" bastard. I do miss Joe like a Leprechaun on the Atkins diet (leprechauns have a notorious love for potatoes.) Anyways, I'm going to pass out on the couch now.

The Ninja, is signing off..

Sa Da Tay!