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11:31 PM -- 2006-09-01
I've been a whole lot drunker than this, but not near as empty.

I must say this summer has been nothing short of a hot mess for this wayward wanderer. My love affair with moonshine has blossomed into something strong enough to make Charlie Sheen cringe, and discovering drinking buddies has become a cherished pasttime.

Sat cameraside for this summer's Saturday Night's Main Event. Vince McMahon and his traveling circus of pro wrestling glory always delivers. Although cramped by venue rules against my treasured byob option, smuggled airline bottles of hennessy did just the trick and I was snockered by the first commercial break. Heckled the good guys and fully supported the bad guys.

Well this slop is going absolutely nowhere, and I'll finish this doomed piece when my mind isn't heavy with thoughts of another, and my belly less full of poison.

Oh the human condition is a bore, and this is when the robots will stage the cous of interspecies cous.

this is all my drunken stupor can deliver.... and meager drool.