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12:53 AM -- 2005-01-12
There are some things around here fucked up.

Alot of fucked up things have been happening... they found a dead hobo behind our dumpsters last saturday. Thats pretty fucked up, I tell ya.

I watched Troy the other night... thats a fucked up silly movie. I felt an appropriate sub heading for the film: It's a-rainin' Men. Like a virtual lazy susan loaded up with the beefcake du jour. Or how about this one... Troy: Pecs on Parade. C'mon... Troy was not about Agememnon's war on the Trojans... it was about getting Brad Pitt as naked as possible without being tasteless. You can't hide the shame in your eyes, Eric Bana-who. Don't take me wrong... fine, fine men... but I felt wrong watching it. But look out for Alexander.. because hey, I hear its all about man on man action.

Snap.

Napoleon Dynamite is my fave of the season. So fucking funny.

"You gonna eat your tots?"

So great.

The new Surreal Life is more fucked up than ever. I never wanna see another naked drunk dwarf pissing in a corner. That show never ceases to get my brain fucked up.

I'm reading the Davinci Code. Even the thought of this is fucked up... but since everyone else has read it, I feel disadvantaged because I'm missing out on mad messianic legacy chatter. The story is like a cancer on the research of the holy grail, but it does serve as "a vessel of rudamentary knowledge about messianic legacy." Its simply the plainest terms I could find. Now thats kinda fucked up.

Jack Chick's religio-tracts are very fucked up. I just discovered Jack Chick through a friend at work. Just google him and check out some of the most fucked up radical evangelizing ever.

I saw the most fucked up thing ever the other day. John Travolta was on Oprah the other day actin a damn fool. I hope to god thats the last time I ever see a grown man weep on television. Shit. He lost alot of tears and snot blubbering over the bond between firemen. And the camera's sure weren't kind to him either. I could see the glisten of snot dripping down his chin. Mad close up, yo. Thats a very very fucked up thing.

Whats the lesson we learn from this entry?? Whats the point?

Out of this gruesome list.... only one thing is not fucked up... and thats Napoleon Dynamite. Its a hilarious movie, you can watch it with your family, and it is most certainly not fucked up.

The Ninja, is signing off..

Sa Da Tay!