THE CAPTAIN'S LOG

12:06 AM -- 2004-11-19
Thankgiving 04 on the horizon, sucka

That Jon Bon Jovi sure is a jack of all trades... and a master of one... being a dreamboat.

So the whole family is coming in this Thanksgiving... that mother of all family days. Something tells me deep down inside that its not going to be a sober of a day.... but hell, who isn't??

Am I right, you lushes??

But anyways, I'm going to get my cook on this year. And thats when I'll start hittin' the sauce. Nothing's better than a drunk-ass cook on thanksgiving. Someone's got to be the source of embarassment in this family, and thats where I'll grab up a little more spotlight.

Families are funny things.

I don't think anyone looks at their family, and thinks what they see is normal. Everyone thinks they have a weird family.

I feel old by saying I have to get up early in the morning for work. But thats the way it is and I have to act responsibly here.

As for the 4 year hangover my country has chosen, I wont be enduring it. I've been planning since July to hop off this floundering ship. There has to be rational people in Europe.... hell Charlie Manson seem more rational than my neighbors these days.

I grew up in a west texas uber-christian town. You pray (which often looks like a voodoo ritual) to an abstract God, and I'm the heretic?

So I left the Village of the Damned.... later to realize, I'm in the Nation of the Damned. At least for my purposes it is. I'm bored... I need a change of scenery, or a new drug as it were.

I'm off to London in march.... pending a visa and goddamn paperwork.

If Joe happens to catch this jot, I didn't get your email. Send me another, will ya??

I feel old by saying I have to get up early in the morning for work. But thats the way it is and I have to act responsibly here.

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