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1:19 AM -- 2004-09-30
Flim Flam is the name of my next children's book

Today I noticed something...

I am the dopest.

And I am the illest.

With the freshed scene in town.

So here's something interesting... You guys remember the band called WAR? Not Gwar, but WAR.... they did the song "Low Rider."

Anyways, so the frontman for the band WAR came in the store last night. And I swear to god, he was wearing a WAR t-shirt. This metal kid I work with pitched him his band's demo. Thats something I could've lived without seeing.

Tom foolery it was.

So I'm planning on going back to my hometown for Halloween for that massacre I referred to a few weeks ago. I'd purge that fucker like a colonic.

I've got a great idea for a costume... so great I can tell anyone yet.

Screw that, I may head to Austin for All hallows eve. Pagan central, cuz.

So someone on instant messegner wants me to vote for David the Gnome this november. I don't even know what his platforms are!!

You see, Europe is this light at the end of the tunnel for me. How exciting.

man.... and I don't even have a decent story today... next to the Lowrider story, I got nothing.

Good thing to say before you punch somebody:

Goonies never say die, cocksuckers.

.................

The Ninja, as incoherent as ever... is signin off..

Sa Da Tay!