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3:52 AM -- 2004-06-18
Hindsight is 20/20 sucka.

Well look at this... back to the ol time slot, eh Ninja?

So tonite I found an old journal of mine, tattered and virtually covered in duct tape. From way back in the yester-year of 2002. Yea, yea... I realize its not that long ago, but its light years away to me.

Anyways... I thought I'd select a few passages... a few of my more poignant moments.

November 11, 2002

If Jesus came to me and told me to kill someone, I would immediately know he was a Jesus Imposter. Because the real Jesus doesn't kill people... God does... and when he does, boy, its with lightning bolts or tuberculosis.

March 3, 2003

So on my new Zelda game, I registered my name as "BITCH"... so when characters talk to me they will say "Hey BITCH." and the like. Now I think to myself, "Damn, it even sounds funny sober."

April 6, 2003

In unrelated news, I was thinking about movie monsters and which ones are the best and which are the weakest.

FRANKENSTEIN IS WEAKSAUCE.

DRACULA'S ARE TERRIFYING.

...and thats all you need to know.

So most of my 75 page, filled to the brim journal was boring baloney-minestrone. Most of it was pining over some kid I had a creative writing class.... I thought he was "like so deep". then... but now I look back and think, "meh, what a stoner."

Andy Luddeke.... my how the time has passed. Fucking strange.

I'm out... I'm too old for this 4am shit.

The Ninja, is signing off...

Sa Da Tay!