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3:04 PM -- 2004-02-09
3 movies, and only 1 of them deserves merit.

Austin Powers movies.... they're all poop and penis jokes. I could feel the brain cells flee from my fucking head after watching just 15 minutes of Goldmember. What a stupid piece of trash movie.

On a lighter note, I finally got a hold of a copy of the new Leprechaun movie, Leprechaun: Back 2 da Hood. Now thats a fine flick. I never thought such cinematic chemistry could come from the leprechaun and black people. Its mistfyingly entertaining.

The Leprechaun, alot like The Ninja... is a sucker for grass.

And I'm sad to say, I've found a Johnny Depp movie I don't like. Didn't think that would ever happen, but Cry Baby is mental retardation on a film reel. I was embarassed just watching it. You know how whenever you see terrible auditions on American Idol, but feel uncomfortable watching it, and embarassed FOR the person in the screen? Thats how I felt for a good 2 hours traffic of Cry Baby. Siiiiick.

The IRS owes me 381 dollars.

Best believe I'll collect that shit.

The Ninja, is signing off..

Sa Da Tay!